DYSPEPSIA GENERATION

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How to Shop

23rd February 2008

Read it.

Fashion magazines don’t help much either. Elle talks to Ashlee Simpson. And writes down what she says. To be recorded for all time.

If I tried to dress to hide all the parts of my body I have ever been self-conscious about, the only thing left to wear would be a hazmat suit.

“Show me a woman with a good three inches of cleavage on display, and I’ll show you a woman who, rightly or wrongly, has little faith in her powers of conversation.”

I don’t care who you are, that’s funny.

One Response to “How to Shop”

  1. Cathy Says:

    What a delight!