Jesus Christ, Pirate
16th September 2011
After reportedly feeding a crowd of five thousand with five loaves and two fishes, Jesus Christ of Nazareth was recently served with formal legal notice from industry trade associations, demanding that he cease and desist from what they charge is an illegal food-sharing operation under the terms of the Miracle Millennium Anti-Replication Act (MMAA).
September 19th, 2011 at 18:06
“Arrgh! Sell all ye have and give’t tae the poor, and come follow me, matey! Arrrgh!”