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An Exploding Pickup Truck

26th August 2011

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Two men were hurt by an explosion in the cab of their pickup. They said it was a drive-by bomb attack.

Hmm.

However, witnesses saw the men throwing something into a nearby field before the police arrived. Police later found unexploded mortar rounds in the field, and a “mortar-like device” in the truck.

Again, hmm.

All this occurred in Michigan, but my knowledge of the state’s ethnic geography is insufficient to determine how culturally-enriched Columbia Township is, or how likely it is the miscreants victims were adherents of the Religion of Peace. I suppose we’ll have to wait for the men to be charged and named by the police, if that ever happens.

Heartland of America, that’s Michigan.

One Response to “An Exploding Pickup Truck”

  1. Dennis Nagle Says:

    That’s over in Michigan Militia country, on the west side of the state. But no need to invoke Sharia conspiracies or skinhead paramilitaries to explain this incident. I’m sure it will be found that they were jes’ some good ol’ boys lookin’ ta blow somethin’ up.

    Texas doesn’t have a monopoly on rednecks. They’re everywhere.