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Warring Pacific tribes swap two young children to end violent feud

25th August 2011

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We’ll swap you one of Obama’s kids for Prince Harry.

4 Responses to “Warring Pacific tribes swap two young children to end violent feud”

  1. Dennis Nagle Says:

    Are we feuding with England, now?

    Better yet, we’ll trade you two conservative Ranting Heads for an autistic 6-yr old and a Puerto Rican third baseman to be named in a later draft.

  2. RealRick Says:

    Tim, we’re not feuding with England at the moment.

    However, I’d like to point out that we are still feuding with the Russians and I would be happy to kiss and make up with them if we exchange some women’s tennis players.

    Dennis, you do know that Puerto Rico is part of the United States, right?

  3. Tim of Angle Says:

    I wish we were feuding with England. Then perhaps we’d have a chance to win.

  4. Dennis Nagle Says:

    Yes, I know that Puerto Rico is a possession of the US…just like Texas.