DYSPEPSIA GENERATION

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Celebrity Baby Names

11th July 2011

Read it.

I don’t suppose that it ought to come as any surprise that the major players in an industry built on monetizing narcissism should throw up parents who are more concerned with their own whimsy than their children’s future. At any rate, it provides us with a perfect opportunity to sneer at people who are richer and prettier than we are.

3 Responses to “Celebrity Baby Names”

  1. RealRick Says:

    Peaches!

  2. Cathy Sims Says:

    How could they leave Dweezil Zappa out?

  3. RealRick Says:

    ..and his sister Moon Unit.

    My guess is that their preferred demographic readership was born long after “Valley Girl” was recorded and they will only recognize more current names.