My Magic Green Hat
23rd February 2011
The other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my Magic Green Hat. When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.
I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
Need help at the Emergency Room? Don’t want to wait six hours to see somebody? No problem! Wear the Magic Green Border Patrol Hat.
It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.
At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.
If you live in Texas, it might cut your wait time at the grocery store.
February 23rd, 2011 at 16:20
They mention Texas, but a guy in Pennsylvania sent me this back in December. Illegal immigration is no longer a “border” problem.
ATF came around and did drug training. During the training, they handed out beads and trinkets to get people to interact. I scored a cool AFT ball cap. When I went to leave the plant that night with my new hat, I realized that I didn’t dare wear it in that neighborhood or I’d either cause a stampede or get shot. Maybe both.