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Teenage girl collapses and dies after first kiss

10th February 2011

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A teenager girl collapsed and died from sudden adult death syndrome (SADS) minutes after she was kissed her for the first time, an inquest has heard.

‘Sudden Adult Death Syndrome’? WTF? Can’t they just say ‘She died, and we can’t figure out why’?

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2 Responses to “Teenage girl collapses and dies after first kiss”

  1. RealRick Says:
    February 10th, 2011 at 12:04

    Oh, crap, this will become another Twilight movie.

  2. Tim of Angle Says:
    February 10th, 2011 at 18:09

    Or another X-men movie, depending.

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