Your dishes are dirty because of the Greens.
25th January 2011
Thanks to some bad (and mostly Democratic) decision-making over in Washington state, major dishwasher detergent manufacturers had to drastically cut its phosphate content; which is why your dishwasher recently and suddenly stopped working properly.
My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.
Presumably they won’t be happy until everybody has a dog to lick the dishes clean for them. Hey, it’s organic.
January 25th, 2011 at 13:34
Johnny Depp and certain other ‘celebrities’ have decided that bathing is mostly unnecessary. Cheryl Crow advocates limiting oneself to a single sheet of toilet paper per trip to the can. Maybe eating off of dirty dishes is next.