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Premiership footballer ‘blackmailed over Las Vegas sex orgy with Swedish women’

12th January 2011

Read it.

Reports on Wednesday claimed the player, who is in his 20s, had group sex with three Swedish women during a recent holiday at the American gambling city.

It was claimed that two of his male friends also had sex with the women at the same time.

The player, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was then contacted over email by a mystery person who threatened to circulate the footage and images.

Sounds more like a beer commercial than an extortion attempt.

The newspaper said one of the pictures included the player wearing only a condom.

They don’t make football players like they used to.

A spokesman for the club he played for was unavailable for comment. The player has also not commented on the allegations.

Other than a loud WOO-HOO!, I suspect.

One Response to “Premiership footballer ‘blackmailed over Las Vegas sex orgy with Swedish women’”

  1. RealRick Says:

    Is that what Favre was doing in the off-season?