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Runaway hydroponic fungus attacks real-world Starship Voyager

8th January 2011

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The Leicestershire Trekkie who turned his flat into a replica of the Starship Voyager spent two years battling an alien mould attack, unaware that it was caused by a dope farm in the property below.

The matter was resolved in November, when cops busted the downstairs flat. Alleyne explained: “The police came and knocked on the door of the place below and took away 25 cannabis plants and the equipment. I couldn’t believe there was something like that going on right below me.

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