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Christmas trees ‘make non-Christians depressed’

25th December 2010

Read it.

They could become Christians. Problem solved.

The study found non-Christians feel less self-assurance and fewer positive feelings if a Christmas tree was in the room.

Scientists who carried out the research claim the presence of a tree makes religious minorities feel ‘excluded’.

Poor iddle babies. Let them try being Christians in a Muslim country, and they’d truly have something to whine about.

2 Responses to “Christmas trees ‘make non-Christians depressed’”

  1. Jay Says:

    Where did we get the idea that people have a right to “positive feelings” in other people’s buildings? I have fewer positive feelings if there is a pagan rite in the room. Therefore I avoid places with pagan rites.

    Why is this hard?

  2. RealRick Says:

    As R. Lee Ermey says (in a Geico commercial), “You know what makes me cry? YOU DO!”

    We’ve become a nation of wussies and sheeple. (Gosh, I hope that doesn’t depress anyone or make them feel less valuable!)