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Who Will Train the Twinkie-Sniffing Dogs?

22nd December 2010

Read it.

Evidently the message is that children’s bodies are a collective resource that needs to be managed by agents of the state for their own good and the good of society, regardless of what they or their parents think. A fifth-grader at Gebeke’s school displays the sort of counterproductive mentality that the school district is determined to stamp out:

“All my friends say, ‘This really sucks,'” said Misky Salad, a 10-year-old fifth-grader at Chelsea Heights Elementary. “A lot of us feel it should be up to us to determine what we should do with our bodies.”

You can kill your unborn child, but you can’t eat a twinkie. Welcome to the pro-choice world, Misky.

2 Responses to “Who Will Train the Twinkie-Sniffing Dogs?”

  1. Sis Says:

    Linkee linkee. And for the record — dogs don’t need training to sniff for a Twinkie, although they will probably need training not to eat the Twinkies they find. Exhibit A: Gillie.

  2. Tim of Angle Says:

    Link fixed now. Sorry.