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Cecil Rhodes’ body should be exhumed and sent back to Britain

15th December 2010

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The bones of Cecil John Rhodes, the founder of Rhodesia, should be immediately exhumed and sent back to Britain as it is an affront to postcolonial sensibilities, according to a Zimbabwean politician.

Since the ‘postcolonial sensibilities’ displayed in modern Zimbabwe appear to consist of robbery, murder, and totalitarian oppression — much like pre-cololonial Zimbabwe — I imagine that Rhodes wouldn’t mind escaping the country as so many of his fellow Persons of European Ethnicity have done.

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