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TSA Threatens To Sue Guy For Not Agreeing To Having His Groin Touched By TSA Agents

16th November 2010

Read it.

Of course, we’ve seen similar stories before. But where this one got even odder is that after he went to the ticket counter and was able to get his ticket refunded (even though it was a non-refundable ticket), he was approached by a man in a suit and two of the people who had both detained him in the security area and escorted him out of it — and told that he could not leave the airport until he submitted to the invasive screening. If he tried to leave, he was told he would be sued and could face fines of $10,000.

Oh, I would so love to be the lawyer representing him in this case.

Time to take back our lives from the mind-numbed bureaucrats. Wakey wakey.

3 Responses to “TSA Threatens To Sue Guy For Not Agreeing To Having His Groin Touched By TSA Agents”

  1. RealRick Says:

    The Dems seemed to like that “Waco Solution” for anyone that questions the absolute authority of the government. Stalin would be proud.

  2. Whitehawk Says:

    One of the questions on applications for prospective TSA employees: How do you feel about fondling the gentitals of a perfect stranger?

    I imagine that will attract people with a certain skill set.

  3. RealRick Says:

    The pay isn’t that great, so they might have to spice up the ad for prospective TSA employees a bit. How about:

    “How would you like to get paid to grope and fondle members of your same sex?”

    Before y’all shoot this down, keep in mind that this could provide real employment for people that otherwise would have to run for Congress.