DYSPEPSIA GENERATION

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Somali Terrorist Group Threatens Phone Companies

22nd October 2010

Read it.

Hey, you want to threaten a phone company, be my guest. I never liked those guys anyway.

Mobile money transfers in Africa are part of a conspiracy to rob the continent of its money, subjugate its people and impede mujahideen, the media wing of the Somali terrorist group Al-Shabaab wrote this week.

Well, jeez, we can’t have that.

Among those problems, destroying the hawala system – the network of Muslim money transfer operators; allowing financial transactions by Mujahideen to be monitored and intercepted; and exploiting poor people by making “them hostages to this service in all their financial activity.”

Well, jeez, we can’t have that.

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