List of Telltale Signs That You Might Be a Clueless Idiot
5th October 2010
Freeberg says it all.
2. Using “y’know,” “totally” or “basically” more than three times within five sentences.
9. (Men) Wearing a baseball cap backwards.
21. Three thousand dollar rims on a one thousand dollar car.
29. Climbing into the cage to make friends with the wild animal at the zoo.
37. “Irregardless.”
October 5th, 2010 at 22:14
41. “Hope and Change”
42. “Hello, I’m Joe Biden!”
43. “The consensus is that Global Warming is real.”
44. “Muslims are just like us…”
45. “I bought carbon credits…”
46. “This is CNN….”
47. “I’m not going to waste my vote on the Republicans or Democrats. I’m voting THIRD party.”
48. “You should check out the really cool party pictures I posted on Facebook.”
49. “Only the government can help us out of this crisis…”
50. “Dyspepsia Generation? Never heard of it.”