DYSPEPSIA GENERATION

We have seen the future, and it sucks.

Advice from the Y Chromosome

28th July 2010

Ladies!

If you should have a large piece of furniture, and if that large piece of furniture should have doors with hinges, and if for some good and sufficient reason you should decide to remove those doors, and if the removal of said doors leaves you with a number of loose screws that might be wanted again some day, then the thing to do is to put them in a ziplock bag and store them with the doors, preferably by fastening them to the inside of one of the doors with rigger’s tape, so that some gentleman friend in the future when called upon to re-attach said doors will have the relevant screws near to hand and will not be required to poke around in the four hundred little drawers containing various fasteners that you have cunningly placed in your garage. This will make life easier for all concerned.

Just sayin’.

2 Responses to “Advice from the Y Chromosome”

  1. RealRick Says:

    No link. Is this a T of A original?

    You don’t actually think they might listen, do you?

  2. Tim of Angle Says:

    Yup. We’re stepping out into Original Content.