Chelsea Clinton Exemplifies Life Among the Crust
25th July 2010
Armed with a newly-acquired master’s degree in public health from New York’s prestigious Columbia University, she is being lined up for a top role at the philanthropic foundation set up by her father, ex-president Bill Clinton.
For now, however, Miss Clinton, 30, clearly has other priorities. On Saturday, she will marry Mr Mezvinsky, 32, an investor banker whose parents both served in Congress and whose father recently completed a different sort of term – five years in prison for fraud.
Let’s see: Cutesy name: check. Rich Democrat liar politician father: check. Rich Democrat bitch politician mother: check. Went to a ‘spensive private school where she had to apologize for being white: check. Coasted through the Ivy League: check. Lined up for a cushy ‘job’ in the Crustian NGO millieu: check. Marries a guy of similar background who probably thinks Alan Alda is a Real Man: check. Never have to work a day in her life: check. Yup, all bases touched.
Prediction: They will have exactly one child, who will be given a last name as his first name (can’t really say ‘Christian name’ with this crowd), and who will follow a similar course during his life.
July 25th, 2010 at 07:24
Ha, I knew before I checked that the future hubby worked for GS.
July 26th, 2010 at 11:43
Too funny!
Years ago, someone commented that his father used to say, “It’s just as easy to marry a rich girl as a poor one.” An older member of the group said, “That’s not true. The rich never allow you to meet their daughters. Money hangs out with money, money marries money, end of story.”