DYSPEPSIA GENERATION

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Woman loses four stone after hypnosis convinced her she had a gastric band

15th July 2010

Read it.

Four ‘stone’ is 56 pounds. Why Brits can’t use pounds (or even, God help us, kilograms) when talking about people-weight is just beyond comprehension.

Emma Eveleigh-Anderton, a company director, dropped from a size 18 to a size eight after being convinced her stomach had shrunk to the size of a golf ball.

The 36 year-old underwent a “virtual operation” during which the hypnotist took her through the details of the surgery.

I wonder whether we could get somebody to hypnotize Obama into thinking that he had actually run a real-world organization at some point in his life. It couldn’t hurt.

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