DYSPEPSIA GENERATION

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A Modest Proposal

13th May 2010

That anyone using the phrase “And I’m, like,….” is to be summarily executed.

It would make the world a better place. Really, it would.

3 Responses to “A Modest Proposal”

  1. Jay Says:

    Oh, that pesky First Amendment.

  2. Jay Says:

    And I’m like a mosquito, biting your idea with an annoying fact.

  3. Tim of Angle Says:

    That’s okay. I’m fully committed to the position that your facts bite more often than not.

    As for the First Amendment, even the most cursory review of history will reveal that it was intended to protect political speech, not cultural degeneration, subsequent distortions to the contrary notwithstanding.