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The fatal cost of gangster fashion

26th December 2009

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Here’s a story to round off the year: a murderous New York gangster tripped over his own baggy trousers last week and fell to his death. Hector Quinones, 44, was in the middle of an apparently drugs-related killing spree when his low-slung trousers fell down and tripped him up. One of his would-be victims fled on to the fire escape of her apartment block; Quinones yanked up his trousers and struggled after her, but no sooner had he reached the fire escape than they fell down again, and he toppled overboard.

Let that be a lesson to us all.

I don’t think that ever happened to a zoot suit….

2 Responses to “The fatal cost of gangster fashion”

  1. Cathy Says:

    Sounds like a Darwin Award winner to me!

  2. Jay Says:

    You will never hear me complain about that fashion again.