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How to Make Meatloaf

12th November 2022

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Meatloaf has some obstacles to overcome: it has an unprepossessing appearance, and an uninspiring, slightly off-putting name, which it shares with the famous singer. And it wasn’t a compliment when it was given to him: the singer’s father took one look at his newborn son and said he looked like “nine pounds of ground chuck,” before persuading the hospital staff to put the name “Meat” on his crib (which is real commitment to a joke).

I can’t speak for baby Meat Loaf, but when it comes to the dish, the name is at least an extremely accurate description. Meatloaf is made up of ground meat (often beef, sometimes pork, occasionally veal, or a mixture thereof), cut with bread or other carbs, and bound together with egg. The whole thing is generously seasoned, before being shaped into a loaf, glazed, and baked either freestyle or in a loaf tin. It’s a little like a hamburger, a little like a giant meatball, but is served in thick slices, like a loaf of bread.

My late first wife’s mother had a meatloaf recipe that included, I believe, cinnamon. Whenever she went anywhere, people asked her to Bring Her Famous Meatloaf.

One Response to “How to Make Meatloaf”

  1. Carter Duchesney Says:

    Add pectin.