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I Hate Telephones

26th September 2022

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Imagine if every person in the world had the ability, at their arbitrary whim, to anonymously activate your fire alarm inside your home. That is the reality of the telephone. There is nothing quite as rude as the telephone.

The telephone is synchronous. Because callers like myself are only available outside work hours, but the receivers are only available inside work hours, the two can never sync. I hate telephones.

One Response to “I Hate Telephones”

  1. Glassie eye Says:

    Totally agree. AND the damned things malfunction (?) percent of the time, making them 100% potentially unreliable.