DYSPEPSIA GENERATION

We have seen the future, and it sucks.

Neanderthal woman could whup Schwarzenegger

20th October 2009

Read it.

If she weren’t extinct, that is. Of course, so could a chimpanzee — if he cared.

According to Peter McAllister, in Manthropology: the Science of Inadequate Modern Man, so completely wussy have we become that were Usain “Lightning” Bolt to go head-to-head with an ancient Australian aboriginal, it’d be silver medal position for the Jamaican sprinter.

Hey, these books don’t sell themselves.

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