DYSPEPSIA GENERATION

We have seen the future, and it sucks.

Two Hitler hunters claim to have tracked down 39 relatives of the Adolf Hitler, the Nazi leader.

15th September 2009

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The pair claim to have decoded Hitler’s DNA and matching it to cigarette butts found in an Austrian village and a used napkin from a New York restaurant, as well as letters sent from France more than three decades ago.

How big a loser do you have to be to spend your time tracking down Hitler’s relatives? Perhaps they might have some success finding Barack Obama’s birth certificate. Quick! To the Bat Cave!

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