We are stardust, we are golden, and we’ve got to get ourselves one of those gizmos
1st July 2007
Item. Most amusing line: “Camping out last night at the Palo Alto Apple store was not about an iPhone. It was about an experience.” Guys, Woodstock was like Pennsic, times ten, run by amateurs. Believe me, you didn’t want to be there.
Consider a group of people so pathically lacking in lives that waiting in line to buy an electronic toy is a supremely meaningful experience. Where is Charles Darwin when you really need him? (On the other hand, I doubt that we’ll have to worry about these people reproducing, after all, so that’s a bullet dodged.)