When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. But when it hands you cow pies, you’re kind of stuck.
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Alternatively, you could put it in a paper bag, set the bag on a neighbor’s porch, light it on fire, ring the doorbell and run. Always good for a laugh. Chances are that the neighbors will blame it on another neighbor’s kid, so the good times could roll for a while.
For those who might be offended by the term “cow pies”, there is the alternative, “Campaign Promises”.
The problem with all this is that it involves work, and as a gentleman of leisure I am dedicated to eliminating work from my life as thoroughly as possible.
October 5th, 2021 at 15:53
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Alternatively, you could put it in a paper bag, set the bag on a neighbor’s porch, light it on fire, ring the doorbell and run. Always good for a laugh. Chances are that the neighbors will blame it on another neighbor’s kid, so the good times could roll for a while.
For those who might be offended by the term “cow pies”, there is the alternative, “Campaign Promises”.
October 6th, 2021 at 04:36
The problem with all this is that it involves work, and as a gentleman of leisure I am dedicated to eliminating work from my life as thoroughly as possible.