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Hotshot Snotbot Shows Grotty Terror Plot Buzzbots What’s What

10th June 2021

The Register (UK).

Thus, they created a programme called Mobile Force Protection. This includes a handy Humvee-mounted box that launches friendly drones and guides them toward the enemy buzzbot with “a newly-developed X band radar that automatically senses and identifies unmanned aerial system threats.”

Then, when it gets close enough: “The primary drone negation mechanism shoots strong, stringy streamers from reusable interceptors that foul propellers causing loss of propulsion.”

Or, in common parlance, it sneezes a big glob of pink silly-string snot all over it, which gunges up the rotors and causes the stunned enemy hobbycopter to tumble to the ground.

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