Data Mining Reveals the Four Urban Conditions That Create Vibrant City Life
10th March 2021
Of course, to modern hipsters ‘vibrant’ is an attribute of Urban Heaven. When observed closely, however, ‘vibrant’ is typically a veil over conditions that only young singles who haven’t yet graduated from adolescence (and their Lost Boy seniors) appreciate, including huge helpings of people and food from Turd World nations. The fact that crime rates in ‘vibrant’ communities are typically higher than a normal adult would like is rarely mentioned.
I associate ‘vibrant’ with people who are hooked on meth and can’t function without constant pointless nervous fidgeting.