Boy, that TSA is really on top of things, aren’t they?
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Just walk around with a phone charger and pretend to be looking for an outlet. You’ll blend in with about 50% of the crowd and people will do their very best to avoid and ignore you. In the Vegas airport, you see people sleeping next to electric outlets just to protect their charging efforts. If you get lonely, just go through security and opt out of the scanner. A TSA agent will provide more close contact than you probably ever desired.
Another option would be prison. Less room to move around, but better food.
January 19th, 2021 at 09:51
Just walk around with a phone charger and pretend to be looking for an outlet. You’ll blend in with about 50% of the crowd and people will do their very best to avoid and ignore you. In the Vegas airport, you see people sleeping next to electric outlets just to protect their charging efforts. If you get lonely, just go through security and opt out of the scanner. A TSA agent will provide more close contact than you probably ever desired.
Another option would be prison. Less room to move around, but better food.