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Canadian Officials Warn Drivers Not to Let Moose Lick Their Cars

23rd November 2020

Read it.

Apparently that’s a thing. Of course, this is CNN so I’d want to check for corroboration.

 

2 Responses to “Canadian Officials Warn Drivers Not to Let Moose Lick Their Cars”

  1. lowly Says:

    If you drive through the Yukon, or northern British Columbia, you’ll see Moose on the road, licking the pavement. They take their time, which can be annoying when you have many miles to go.

  2. RealRick Says:

    Did some work at a plant in Maine and as we were leaving, the plant manager said, “Be careful and don’t hit any moose!” We laughed, thinking it was a joke they pulled on outsiders, but then he said, “No, seriously, they’re like cows on stilts. If you hit one it will end up in your lap.”