DYSPEPSIA GENERATION

We have seen the future, and it sucks.

Hispanics of Color

17th September 2020

Jorge Montoya.

Today I woke up feeling more enthusiastic than I usually do; I moved differently. I had a planter’s punch for breakfast before a Bloody Mary. I have come to learn that I am not white! That is at least what The New York Times is suggesting, regarding the natives of Spain and Portugal as nonwhite.

Although I have no idea what color they are referring to, I know that there are great genetic differences between the northern barbarian consumers of butter and the Mediterranean hedonists who believe in olive oil as an elixir; also between the great drinkers of beer or wine; and, of course, between tobacco smokers and those who prefer hashish. Those habits, throughout generations, must favor a different pigmentation, and the NYT has no idea how to catalog us, which causes me as much laughter as it does a certain vanity.

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