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San Francisco Lawmakers Introduce ‘CAREN’ Act

8th July 2020

Read it.

The Caution Against Racially Exploitative Non-Emergencies (CAREN) Act would make it “illegal for people to contact law enforcement solely to discriminate on the basis of a person’s race, ethnicity, religious affiliation, gender, sexual orientation or gender identity,” according to USA Today. Individuals who are victimized by the calls would reportedly be allowed to sue the caller for damages up to $1,000 dollars.

I wonder whether it would apply to ‘noose’ and other race hoaxes.

3 Responses to “San Francisco Lawmakers Introduce ‘CAREN’ Act”

  1. RealRick Says:

    Had to check if it was Babylonbee or Onion. To my surprise, it’s real. The CAREN (pronounced Karen) Act.

  2. Tim of Angle Says:

    Which I’m sure was deliberately chosen and then backfilled so that the title wouldn’t sound excessively silly.

    Legislators love to pick their acronyms. Our tax dollars (or somebody’s tax dollars) at work.

  3. RealRick Says:

    And to think they used to just waste our tax money on hookers and coke.