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Hunt for professor after three killed in gun rampage near US university campus

25th April 2009

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Well, those cousin-dating fundamentalist Southern rednecks have really crossed the line, now….

They are looking for George Zinkhan, a professor in the Department of Marketing and Distribution at the University of Georgia.

He is described as a white man with a goatee, last seen wearing a polo shirt and blue shorts, and may be traveling in a red car.

Oh, wait, that can’t be right….

Mr Hardy says his son told him that the victim, his friend Tom Tanner, was shot twice — once in the front and the back. “At 22 you’re not supposed to watch people die,” he said.

Tell it to the Marines, kid.

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