DYSPEPSIA GENERATION

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Teacher who survived polar bear mauling at zoo ‘was depressed over job’

14th April 2009

Read it.

Yeah, that’s the first idea that comes into my head when I’m depressed — let’s go jump in a zoo with a bunch of polar bears.

Zoo keepers who saved the life of a woman who jumped into a polar bear enclosure at Berlin Zoo revealed on Monday that they were moments away from shooting the animals.

They ought to have been prepared to shoot the woman instead.

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