Newsom Baffled: A State That Encourages Illegal Immigration Isn’t Obeying His ‘Stay At Home’ Order
24th March 2020
Genius Times. (Yes, this is satire. Sometimes you need a scorecard to tell.)
Analysts were shocked that a state that encourages foreigners to break the law should have so many residents break the law.
“We let homeless people take a dump on the street in front of nice restaurants. We let people spread AIDS with impunity. We encourage immigrants to come here illegally. You’d think people would listen to my orders!” Newsom said in a press conference.
Freeberg says:
Newsom is representative of a whole generation of pricks who’ve aligned every fiber of their being in the direction of “Question Authority,” and now that they’re the authority they expect not to be questioned. That’s a generalization and it shouldn’t be taken as an indicator that every single one has this problem. But the ones that do have it aren’t completely sane, and yet they’re still in charge of things.