The UK’s Dumbest Terrorist Tests the Dumbest Justice System a Third Time
5th February 2020
On a summer day in the UK, Mohiussunnath Chowdhury left his Luton home, took an anime sword that he had sharpened, typed “Windsor Castle” into his phone, and then followed the directions on the map.
“Tell everyone that I love them and that they should struggle against the enemies of Allah,” the aspiring Muslim terrorist had declared. “The Queen and her soldiers will all be in the hellfire.”
Instead of finding Queen Elizabeth II at the Windsor Castle, Mohiussunnath found that it was a pub offering “great real ales” and “fresh food”. The infidel phone had tried to divert the devout Muslim. Despite the Berkshire pub’s offerings of “grilled loin of pork” and Jägermeister, he didn’t attack it.
February 5th, 2020 at 08:46
Seriously, the biggest obstacle to terrorist activities is not the FBI or Homeland Security or (God help us) the TSA. It’s the incredibly low IQ of the terrorists themselves. If they didn’t have people helping them (e.g., the British government, the MSM, etc.), it’s likely they’d become an endangered species.
Think about it: Few terrorists can match Hillary Clinton for successful kills. And she’s actually turned a profit at the same time.
February 5th, 2020 at 08:52
Well, that worked.
You’ve got some kind of weird thing going on with the duplicate detector.
I submitted the comment – it was rejected as duplicate – I resubmitted – same result – I submitted with the bottom line – same – I added the top line and some useless dashes – finally accepted.
Not the first time this has happened.
You didn’t get the app from the same guys as the Dems used in IA?
February 5th, 2020 at 08:54
Damn. NOW it shows all the submittals.
Does this mean Buttigieg wins again?
February 5th, 2020 at 10:53
America, home of the overachievers.
February 5th, 2020 at 10:54
The problem with using out-of-the-box software is that you don’t know how it does what it does.