DYSPEPSIA GENERATION

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Segway Creates Self-Balancing Stroller for ‘Too-Fat-to-Walk’ Americans

11th January 2020

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Pixar’s animated film Wall-E has sent a profound message to anyone who has watched the flick that if we don’t change our lifestyles, we’re all going to be obese and wheeled around in self-driving chairs.

Segway-Ninebot’s new S-Pod personal transporter is making this a reality, as the company gears up to take advantage of a record number of fat Americans who are currently wheeled around in shitty Rascal scooters.

I want one. With a pintle mount for a machine gun.

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