Segway Creates Self-Balancing Stroller for ‘Too-Fat-to-Walk’ Americans
11th January 2020
Pixar’s animated film Wall-E has sent a profound message to anyone who has watched the flick that if we don’t change our lifestyles, we’re all going to be obese and wheeled around in self-driving chairs.
Segway-Ninebot’s new S-Pod personal transporter is making this a reality, as the company gears up to take advantage of a record number of fat Americans who are currently wheeled around in shitty Rascal scooters.
I want one. With a pintle mount for a machine gun.