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How Often You Hold Your Baby Actually Affects Their DNA, Study Finds

9th December 2019

Read it.

Let that be a lesson to us all.

2 Responses to “How Often You Hold Your Baby Actually Affects Their DNA, Study Finds”

  1. debby witt Says:

    Correlation or causation? Maybe more intelligent parents are more inclined to hold babies more often.

  2. RealRick Says:

    Well, it’s hard to hold a baby and use a crack pipe at the same time.

    Also, educated parents tend to have one or two children, as opposed to the class for whom the number of babies is limited by maximum welfare benefits.