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When Everyone Suddenly Started Using “Impressed” as an Opener

25th October 2019

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Last year something weird happened. I started to notice every other cold recruiter email opener has the word “impressed” in it. Obviously at first I was flattered that strangers were impressed by my experience. But then everyone started using this exact word in the same way and it started to feel really bizarre and fake.

Believing what a recruiter says is the first mistake.

2 Responses to “When Everyone Suddenly Started Using “Impressed” as an Opener”

  1. RealRick Says:

    Makes me think of the old, “Join the Navy, see the world!”

    Well, at least the wet part of it.

  2. Tim of Angle Says:

    I joined the Navy
    To see the world;
    And what did I see?
    I saw the sea!