Find the Real Breakfast of Champions With This Helpful Chart
8th May 2019
BLUF: Unhealthy is anything you like; Healthy is whatever they like.
Popular Science used to be an interesting and useful publication, but they’ve gone all YuppieCrust because that’s where the money is.
I stopped eating ‘the breakfast of champions’ when Bruce Jenner changed gender; that’s not a risk you want to take.
May 9th, 2019 at 14:30
Any breakfast list without bacon is invalid.
This chart not only fails in that category, it also ignores metabolic differences in people. The chart would have you believe oatmeal is good (if it meets the current style) and eggs are bad. If one has diabetes, eggs are very good and oatmeal (yes even steel cut) is very bad.
They also failed to mention chocolate cake, which contains healthy portions of eggs, flour, vegetable oil, etc., and they didn’t mention blueberry pie, which is essentially a very thick Pop Tart.
Obviously compiled by a Yankee, both grits (which I hate) and biscuits-and-gravy (which I love) are missing.
Next article will probably be some communist piece about avoiding coffee.
May 9th, 2019 at 15:20
Mmmmm … pop tarts….