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USS Scranton Deploys in Newest Uniform

24th February 2009

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The Los Angeles-class attack submarine USS Scranton (SSN 756) departed Naval Station Norfolk’s Pier 3, Feb. 20, as part of the Eisenhower Strike Group, with the entire crew wearing the newly released Navy working uniform.

Because, you know, it’s very important to have a CAMOUFLAGE UNIFORM when you’re ON A FARGIN SUBMARINE and you’re OUT AT SEA. You never know when some sonar operator will attempt to ambush you on the mess deck.

I know Barack Obama isn’t responsible for this travesty but I’m going to blame him anyway, because that’s the Spirit of the Times.

One Response to “USS Scranton Deploys in Newest Uniform”

  1. Jay Says:

    I understand the real reason for these uniforms is that they don’t show stains. Calling them camouflage is just … ummm … camouflage.