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It’s Too Cold For the Post Office

29th January 2019

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When I was a kid, everyone knew the unofficial motto of the U.S. Postal Service, which was inscribed on the principal New York City post office: “Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.” I think it was true, once, too. But not any more: Wednesday mail delivery canceled:

The U.S. Postal Service announced late Tuesday afternoon that deliveries and other services in Minnesota and several other states will be suspended Wednesday in the wake of a deep freeze unmatched for nearly a quarter-century.

The National Weather Service is forecasting a high of minus-17 in the Twin Cities on Wednesday, with windchills tumbling to the minus-50s.

So I won’t get any mail tomorrow. I will, however, be in my office, like most private sector workers.

3 Responses to “It’s Too Cold For the Post Office”

  1. sorenk Says:

    So no catalogs, no real estate flyers, no credit card offers, no unsolicited magazines, no Valpack coupon collections and no paper invoices. Not sure I see the problem.

  2. Tim of Angle Says:

    Nobody said it was a problem, per se….

  3. Heltau Says:

    I wonder how the guards at the Unknown Solder Memorial are doing during this cold weather. I bet they do not take an hour off.