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Tom Cruise to Be Replaced for Jack Reacher Reboot Because He’s ‘Too Short’

15th November 2018

Read it.

Good. He is FAR TOO SHORT.

I’d recommend Liam Neeson.

2 Responses to “Tom Cruise to Be Replaced for Jack Reacher Reboot Because He’s ‘Too Short’”

  1. Carter Duchesney Says:

    Sorry, too old, too Irish.

    Hugh Jackman. 6’2″ but can be filmed to look bigger and can look as mean as hell when he wants. Reacher’s rules.

  2. Tim of Angle Says:

    Excellent choice. I concur.