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Police in Georgia Are on the Lookout for a Hotel ‘Breakfast Bandit’

28th September 2018

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The sanctity of the complimentary breakfast buffet, a privilege only afforded to hotel guests, is being threatened by a thief on the loose in Dalton, Georgia. The so-called “breakfast bandit” has been spotted helping himself to the spreads at multiple local hotels, Thrillist reports—and police fear he’s still hungry.

I’m surprised that this isn’t more widespread.

On the other hand, my memories of hotel breakfast buffets are not the sort that would justify a stop. But that’s me.

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