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Lileks: It’s (Mostly) My Fault Brookstone Stores Are Closing

12th August 2018

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Everyone loves having everything delivered to their door. I do. But there’s nothing quite like going to the mall for a pair of jeans, finding the huge wall of pants all neatly stacked, with all the different options — slim, boot cut, high rise, relaxed, tense, lying waistband size for the days you feel bloated, and so on. They still don’t have your size, but if they did, you could try them on.

Not me. I like the fact that shopping online allows me to fulfill the basic male function of Hunt Shirt, Kill Shirt, Get Shirt Delivered In Two Days For Free.

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