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The Middle Child Is Going Extinct

15th July 2018

Read it.

Shit, the second child is going extinct. I know a lot of very talented people who have only one child.

Hell, I know a number of couples where two only children marry and have a single child. That’s four grandparents with only one grandchild.

No wonder the Third World is outbreeding us and trying to take over our country.

2 Responses to “The Middle Child Is Going Extinct”

  1. Soren K Says:

    I just informed my middle child, number 4 of 7, that she was going extinct. I then read the article title to her.

    Her reply….

    “Why, are people only having an even number of kids?”

    Strangely brilliant.

    sK

  2. Soren K Says:

    Grammar typo. Make that…

    “Why? Are people only having an even number of kids?”

    Thanks.