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Feeding Cows Seaweed Cuts 99% of Greenhouse Gas Emissions From Their Burps, Research Finds

25th May 2018

Read it.

If, of course, that’s what you want to do.

Hey, tenure doesn’t grow on trees, you know.

2 Responses to “Feeding Cows Seaweed Cuts 99% of Greenhouse Gas Emissions From Their Burps, Research Finds”

  1. RealRick Says:

    Teaching the damn cows to swim out to the seaweed beds turns out to be a major problem.

    Although there is the possibility that global warming will bring the sea to the cows. If the cows don’t fart, then the sea may recede and take away the seaweed supply.

    There should be enough for several “publish or perish” papers on this subject.

    More, if they can figure out how to blame Trump and/or the NRA.

    As usual, women and minorities are most affected.

  2. Tim of Angle Says:

    Hey, if it was easy anybody could do it.