DYSPEPSIA GENERATION

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Treadmills Were Meant To Be Atonement Machines

6th May 2018

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Two hundred years ago, the treadmill was invented in England as a prison rehabilitation device. It was meant to cause the incarcerated to suffer and learn from their sweat. It would mill a bit of corn or pump some water as a bonus.

Whenever I see anybody on a treadmill, I ask myself, ‘Were you bad?’

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