DYSPEPSIA GENERATION

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Patient’s Relative ‘Dies After Being Sucked Into MRI Machine’

29th January 2018

Read it.

Let that be a lesson to us all.

One Response to “Patient’s Relative ‘Dies After Being Sucked Into MRI Machine’”

  1. RealRick Says:

    There are many interesting parts to this story. First, the guy seems to have been killed by breathing in liquid oxygen, not from the MRI. Also, the value of his life was considered to be about $7k. (I suspect you could get a lot more selling organs for spare parts.) And a bunch of folks are gonna be charged with murder.

    This wouldn’t even make a 5 minute segment on CSI.